sad lonely empty
Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son
Brilliant cutesy nerd couple idea: twin Mirror of Erised lockets with your significant other’s face in it.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
I cannot recommend ‘curled up kinda weird in a somewhat padded chair tilted back about thirty degrees’ enough.
I think I start like 90% of my social interactions online with “hey, “
don’t romanticize basic rights
it’s not attractive that a man is a feminist
it’s not sexy that a man finally realizes the prejudice against women and how stupidly oppressed women are
it’s common sense
basically how I feel about how the whole ‘consent is sexy’ thing too. No, consent isn’t ‘sexy’, it is goddamn required. Pre-requisite. Mandatory.
I need a 10,000 word fix-it fic for Gregor the Amnesiac Clone oh my god sweetie noooooooo
I don’t know what fandom this is about, but I see “Gregor the Amnesiac Clone” and I just assume this is Vorkosigan, and I am both intruiged and horrified at that premise. Intruigified. Horrigued.
(GREGOR THE AMNESIAC CLONE)
Write it. Wriiiiite iiiiiiit.
GREGOR’S BEEN A CLONE THE ENTIRE TIME. THE REAL GREGOR VORBARRA HAS BEEN RETIRED 15 YEARS AND LIVING LIKE A CIVILIAN IN PATAGONIA.
Two ways to go for this: one is that the Gregor Vorbarra Miles runs into on the Hegen Hub is not the original (where else would one make that switch?), which can go either dark tragedy (destabilizes the Empire) or bonds-of-family (basically a pre-Mark Cordelia-fixes-it-all story, which would naturally lead up to a very interesting view on the interaction between Gregor and Mark in Mirror Dance).
The other, based solely on the “Patagonia” line, is Aral Vorkosigan telling his grandchildren a classic Barrayaran story by S. Vorgenstern, The Countess Bride.
did you just
Helen Natalia: “Is this a kissing book?”
Aral (senior): “Someday, you may not mind so much.”
Miles (in the next room): “Urk!”
In the story
Count Voredink: “I’ve got my District’s anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Vorgild to frame for it; I’m swamped.”
Ignatius Collevalle: "Bonjour. My name is Ignatius Collevalle. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Vizzinos: ”You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a land war in the Dendarii Mountains’ - but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Greek when death is on the line’! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…”
Westley: ”As you wish.” (Some things don’t change.)