cooooold aaaaas iiiiiice
Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.
A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?
no one’s going to mention he didn’t know sirius was padfoot, either?
Legit need to know how to tell the difference between “my insecurity is telling me this person does not give a shit about me” and “this person actually does not give a shit about me.”
Dream video game: Assassin’s Creed Westeros, as Arya, because I just remembered how much I fucking hate Walder Frey.
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: say it
Bella: … problematic
Isabella Swan: Your skin is… pale white, and ice cold. You never eat or drink anything; you don’t go into the sunlight.
Isabella Swan: I know what you are.
Edward Cullen: Say it… out loud. Say it.
Isabella Swan: Refrigerator.
If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL
reminder that magneto was defeated by reed richards with a toy wooden gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5-JVvCrGC8