Victims of Distorted Thinking
Oct 1

cooooold aaaaas iiiiiice



GUYS

maybewordsmith:

justplainsomething:

schnickledooger:

believeinprongs:

Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?

“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”

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Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^

Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.

A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?

no one’s going to mention he didn’t know sirius was padfoot, either?

(via playtheshadows)


crowleyseverlastinglineofhell:

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

theking-and-hislionheart:

kelseytvs:

revoltingnaughtynewsie:

animalbks:

tony-wiseau:

If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.

Keira Knightley was 17 there

REALLY?!

Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.

i stopped loving her when shE BURNT THE FREAKING RUM

I didn’t realize Captain Jack Sparrow had a tumblr

How did she look like that at 16/17ish?!?!


Sure, the pirates could have jumped off and gotten it. But thin how miserable and inconvenient it would be. They’re out in harbor, so the water is at least fifty feet deep. Because of the relatively calm of a harbor, silt on the bottom tends to accumulate into layers that can be many feet thick, and a medallion would easily sink into it. We know the gold calls to them, and they can sense its presence, but not perfectly. So imagine searching even a few hundred square feet of six-foot deep silt in the black of night fifty feet under water. Immortal or not, breathing or not, that can’t be fun. 

(via portals-n-at)


Sep 29

stayuglystayangry:

Legit need to know how to tell the difference between “my insecurity is telling me this person does not give a shit about me” and “this person actually does not give a shit about me.”

(via squareroot-1)


Dream video game: Assassin’s Creed Westeros, as Arya, because I just remembered how much I fucking hate Walder Frey. 


pancakefish:

Bella: I know what you are
Edward: say it
Bella: … problematic

Isabella Swan: Your skin is… pale white, and ice cold. You never eat or drink anything; you don’t go into the sunlight. 

[pause, silence]

Isabella Swan: I know what you are. 

Edward Cullen: Say it… out loud. Say it. 

Isabella Swan: Refrigerator.




Sep 28

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

reminder that magneto was defeated by reed richards with a toy wooden gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5-JVvCrGC8

(via unbuttonedinawood)


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